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The Top Lies that Cheating Men Tell and the Women Who Believe Them


Cheating in the club, cheating on the job, cheating in the church, cheating in the park and cheating with the neighbor.  A bunch of butt wild ass cheating men.  But do you know the reason that these low life, swaggering, boastful men get away with it?  It’s because of bullshit lies they tell the “other woman” that she swallows like a child still clinging to the belief of Santa Claus is still coming to town. Well she’s either swallowing like a child or swallowing like a pro.  Enuf said. 

First let’s establish the boundaries of being the other woman.   Listen dumbass if a man starts calling and dating you but you’re never invited to holiday or family function, You’re the Other Woman.  If he’s married, living with or co-habitating with someone you are the Other Woman.   If you can only be called between the hours of midnight and 3 in the morning, You are the Other woman. But there you are eyes wide open looking like a floating upside down guppy listening to some of their mainstay of lies.  Let’s review the standard lies most used: 

“But he said he don’t love her He love me. Those 20 years they been living together have been hell and misery”.  Hey Guppy Girl I got a question for you.  How miserable was it for his partner as he cheated his way through 20 years and 4 offspring? Try to get comfortable as he and the Mrs.  Set sail to some exotic island to renew their vows. Or you can explain away the diamond accent he gave you as he paused briefly on Christmas morning has more meaning than that three carat eternity ring he gave her for Christmas. But it’s okay for you to stab another sista in the back because you want to believe a bunch of lies to wrap around you as you and Mr. Lowlife sneak around to the local far out of the way dark bar in the back booth. 

Another favorite lie” She don’t ever cook”  In reality his housemate is a graduate of the Cordon Bleu Cooking School of Paris  and has thrown out meal after gourmet meal that he missed as he cavorted around town with your or another one of his other doggies .  Every one of his body parts has a large amount of fat protruding, jiggling, and bouncing.  Looks like somebody been well fed to me. Hmmm I guess you can’t see that belt buckle in the last hole because it’s safely hidden under the layers of tummy blubber.

Here’s another winner the suffering bastard will lie about, “The house is filthy she never cleans” When in reality she runs a cleaning service with a staff of 5.


“I’m leaving her real soon.” Yes, real soon. As soon as the last child graduates with their PhD and it’s now in kindergarten.  As soon as the last month on the 30 year mortgage is paid and now it’s month number 5.  Or if he’s a Mr. Pretty boy  and he’s leaving as soon as he can get off disability after 10 years and get a job.

But the all Time Biggest Con Cheating Line “I just love the way you love me Girl.  Nobody can do it like you can!!UGH, Why do we all want to think we got the best snatch in the world and if a man can just experience it he will forever be your captive slave?  Forget it Lady.  Cutting Sampson’s hair didn’t keep him and your snatch ain’t either. Is your snatch blowing red, white, and blue firecrackers from it?  Is your snatch gilded with gold threads?   No it Ain’t.  It’s just another snatch of the month flavor 

Well, ladies there you have it. Remember those lies it could help you save a lot of wasted time whether you are the Suffering Housemate or the Other Woman.

 


3 Comments to The Top Lies that Cheating Men Tell and the Women Who Believe Them:

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circleoflifeinc on Thursday, October 20, 2016 1:02 AM
Here’s another winner the suffering bastard will lie about, “The house is filthy she never cleans” When in reality she runs a cleaning service with a staff of 5.
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